D                    Bm          F#m
My friends are gonna kill me, oh that's for sure
G           D              Bm            F#m              G
We waste no time to go get wasted, black licorice and liquor
     D   Bm           F#m          G
Saturday morning, I'm dying of thirst
       D     Bm        F#m        G
Aspirin, tums, hope my appetite returns
                D    Bm
But you know it won't
     F#m             G               D Bm
Not alone, she put a drink in my hand
     F#m             G               D Bm
Not alone, she put a drink in my hand
F#m G D Bm F#m           G
               She put a drink in my hand

[Intrumental]
D Bm F#m G D Bm F#m

[Verse]
                               D
Damned if we do damned if we don't
                                      A
Let's get on the next plane to Mexico
                                 G
Bloody knuckles and scratchy throats
                                      D
Wish for warm whiskey and cheap merlot
                                 D7
Damned if we knew damned if we know
                                  C#m
We don't need help we need some blow
                     Bm
A day or two's a milеstone
              A
Broken bottles makеs it feel like home

[Instrumental]
D Bm F#m G D Bm F#m G

[Chorus]
D                    Bm          F#m
My friends are gonna kill me, oh that's for sure
G           D              Bm            F#m              G
We waste no time to go get wasted, black licorice and liquor
     D   Bm           F#m          G
Saturday morning, I'm dying of thirst
       D     Bm        F#m        G
Aspirin, tums, hope my appetite returns
                D    Bm
But you know it won't
     F#m             G               D Bm
Not alone, she put a drink in my hand
     F#m             G               D Bm
Not alone, she put a drink in my hand
F#m G D Bm F#m           G
               She put a drink in my hand

[Outro]
D Bm       F#m       G          D Bm
     Okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-oh
     F#m               D Bm F#m
Okay-okay okay-okay-oh
G                D    Bm F#m
But you know it won't
G
But you know it