Intro:  Welcome to Earth, 3rd rock from the sun

Verse:  E
        She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time
        E
        like a broken field runner slippin' through the line
        A
        he likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says
        E
        "Don't wait up for me I'll be workin' late tonight"
        B
        wife hangs up the phone, bursts into tears
        E
        calls her sister up and cries "Get over here"

        E
        Sister tells her boyfriend be back in awhile
        E
        boyfriend wants a beer, the store is just a mile
        A
        he leaves the motor running he'll only be a minute
        E
        his car drives away with teenagers in it
        B
        the driver tells his buddies, got one life to live
        E
        they scream into the night "Let's get it over with"

Chorus: A
        Cause and effect, chain of events
        E
        all of the chaos makes perfect sense
        A
        when you're spinning round, things come undone
        E                    A             E
        Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun

Verse:  E
        the kid guns the gas, the car starts to swerve
        E
        heads for a semi truck, jumps the curb
        A
        truck hits a Big Boy in the Shoney's parking lot
        E
        and flies through the air takes out the bank clock
        B
        clock strikes a light pole, transformer sparks
        E
        lines go down, town goes dark

        E
        waitress calls the cops, says she saw it all
        E
        swears a giant alien has landed at the mall
        A
        cops ring up the mayor says there's panic in the streets
        E
        "We hate to wake you up but we can't find the chief"
        B
        Mayor says "Use your head if he ain't in his car
        E
        he's hiding from his wife, down at Smokey's Bar"

Chorus: A
        Cause and effect, chain of events
        E
        all of the chaos makes perfect sense
        A
        when you're spinning round, things come undone
        E                    A             E
        Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun

        A
        Cause and effect, chain of events
        E
        all of the chaos makes perfect sense
        A
        when you're spinning round, things come undone
        E                    A             E
        Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun
        E                    A             E
        Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun
        E                    A             E
        Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun