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I'm not a wealthy man, don't pay for my suntan
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I work out in the heat and the cold
Sometimes I'd like to be the big, bad wolf
          F#                        B7
'Stead of just another sheep in the fold
           E
I hear the rich man holler 'bout the shrinking dollar
    A
And cry about a luxury tax
           E             A
They won't let him write off his lil' eighty-foot yacht
    E              B7           E
I'd like to have a problem like that

          A7
Yeah, I'd like to have a problem like that
       E
Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac
     A                                           B
Do I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the back
                                E
I'd like to have a problem like that

  E
I saw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V.
   A                      E
He looked like a tall Tom Cruise
He's seeing Sheila and Bambi, Linda and Candy
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They're burning both ends of his fuse
        E
He says he's suffocating, he needs a vacation
   A
He can't find time to relax
    E              B7           E
I'd like to have a problem like that

        A
Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that
     E
Be a one-man woman juggling act
    A                                            B
How many can you keep in the air before you lose track
                                E
I'd like to have a problem like that

            A                   E
I'd like to be too rich, I'd to be too thin
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I'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too in
         A                      E
Should I kiss and tell, write a book on my life
    F#                         B
And how much can I get for the movie rights

        A
Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that
     E
Be a tabloid star at the checkout rack
         A
Should I drag 'em through court
                        B
`Or tell 'em to kiss my fax
                                E
I'd like to have a problem like that

                     A
n.c. Give me those problems
  E
I think that I could solve 'em
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I'd like to have a problem like that