I'm doing shots before I meet you
Can't be sober when I greet you
You drink tequila by the liter
And I'm just following the leader

And I keep trying but I can't win
I'm a fan and you're a has-been
And this town ain't getting bigger
I gotta move if I'm not with you
You know

This ain't no stand up show
Boy what you laughing for?
Nothing funny about the way you make me feel
This ain't like me at all
I'm gonna do you wrong
Think it's funny?
Maybe you should wait and see

Fuck all your friends
No really
I'm gonna fuck all your friends
Fuck all your friends
Yeah

Fuck all your friends
No baby
I'm gonna fuck all your friends
Fuck all your friends
Yeah

I think I loved you out of habit
Got addicted to the tragic
And I know you wanna play tough
So loving you is gonna be rough

Used to have it all together
You and me, that could be clever
I always think about you undressed
I really wish that I could care less
But I know

This ain't no stand up show
Boy what you laughing for?
Nothing funny about the way you make me feel
This ain't like me at all
I'm gonna do you wrong
Think it's funny?
Maybe you should wait and see

Fuck all your friends
No really
I'm gonna fuck all your friends
Fuck all your friends
Yeah really
I'm gonna fuck all your friends
Fuck all your friends
Yeah