Who wants to be a part
Of the coupled
Heterosexual masses
I mean when you
Can have such fun
Telling lies
And pinching asses?

Praise be the bars
Where the lonely meet
And for awhile
Can feel the heat
Praise to the liquor
That warms our heads
Gives us the courage
To get things said

Loosens our tongues
And for awhile
You might even make
Each other smile

Praise be the bars
Where the lonely meet
And for a time
Can feel the heat
Praise to the liquor
That warms our heads
Give us the courage
To get things said

Loosens our tongues
And for awhile
Well, you might even
Make each other smile