Let me tell you a story
About a banana, friend of mine
He's big yellow, black and brown
And always acts very kind

Here he is on the toilette
Here he is eating a meal
The problem with mr. banana
Is he never learned how to feel

Banana wonders what love is
He stands outside alone
Banana wishes he had a heart
But he doesn't even have a bone

While true banana can't cry
Nor can banana wear pants
One thing banana can always do
Is the great banana dance

Banana dance
Banana dance
Banana dance
He can do the
Banana dance

Banana
Dance
Banana
Dance
Dance

No blood
Ice cold
But banana can dance
Because banana has a soul

Banana has a soul
Banana has a soul
Banana has a soul
Banana has a soul

I'm a banana
I'm a banana
I'm a banana
Look at me move

I'm a banana
I'm a banana
I'm a banana
Look at me move

Uh oh, banana time
Uh oh, banana time
Uh oh, banana time
Stop!

Uh oh, banana time
Uh oh, banana time
Uh oh, banana time
Look at me move

Banana wonders what love is
He stands outside alone
Banana wishes he had a heart
But he doesn't even have a bone

While true banana can't cry
Nor can banana wear pants
One thing banana can always do
Is the great banana dance